The Men's Bathroom

Where do I begin??? Ok so I was at Flag Football for church and there is a MASSIVE line for the Girls bathroom. Being my stupid self I think:  Hey there is only Like 5 men at this thing at the most so why not save myself a long wait and possibly a pair of pants, and just go in the men's?? Mistake number 1. So as I crutch all the way over to the men's, a voice in the back of my head is saying that this is a bad idea. I don't listen to it. Mistake number 2. I get there and to no surprise there is no one there. Breathing a sigh of relief, I go into the stall and less than like 35.4 seconds later someone comes in the bathroom.... So I grab my crutches lift them and my feet off the ground and get on the top of the toilet, trying to be as quiet as possible. (which can be kinda hard with a cast going up to your knee on your left leg.) I am up there for like 2 minutes praying that whoever was peeing in the urinal wouldn't notice that the stall door was closed and that there was a girl in his domain. He finally washes his hands and it's silent for a few seconds so I cautiously take a peek through the crack, and I almost fall off the toilet, Because he is still there, seemingly staring right into my soul through the crack of the stall door. He pauses and walks out of the bathroom. FINALLY. I got out of there as fast as my crippled-ness would permit. I will NEVER go into ANY men's bathroom ever again no matter the circumstances. And I suggest you shouldn't either. (unless your a boy of course) 

Boys are gross.

You should not read this if you are a boy, you WILL feel bad and I won't sympathize for you. Seriously, stop right now.
Today I wrote a poem, it goes something like this:
               Boys are smelly,
          Boys are gross.
          Boys are the things,
          I hate the most.

Beautiful isn't it?? Seriously, members of the male species seem to be so flippin' confusing ALL the time. No offense guys, but you need to stop saying one thing and acting another way. Like right now. Its stupid.

That's all